The polls are out, and up! GWU! readers have voted for the sexiest muckraking journos they'd like to see mudwrestling. These are the conservative cuties who are just too hard to not fall MAGA in love with.

GWU! can’t make this up!!! Between 2014 and 2023, the SPLC secretly funneled more than $3 million of donations to a handful of people associated with: Ku Klux Klan, United Klans of America, Unite the Right,  and even actual nazis in the National Socialist Party of America.

Johnny Jock joins NASA for an out-of-this-world adventure on Artemis II … directed by Rob Reiner!!! Only on the GWU!

Former CIA spook is all gassed up to leak some of the propaganda-powered fuel-saving scams that the elites are pumping in this unleaded exclusive!

Afroman's exercised his First Amendment in his song Lemon Pound Cake, but after Ohio cops got a whiff of the sweet hit, trouble ensued.

Sinners was fine, but the communist manifesto cleaned house. Your move, Academy. We survived cloned Carreys, a Waffle House riot, and Conan striking out.

GWU News Tonight! 03/10/2026 America's Number One Source of Newstainment, The GWU.net covers the Epstein files wacky TV and film pitch emails, Right-winger gals and simp men who can't score, and how GWU! can beat Indian Fatigue.

After toothless hockey hero Jack Hughes netted the game-winner, Supreme Leader Trump and Kash Patel stormed the locker room, turning an Olympic hockey miracle into a MAGA celebration that divided the nation.

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

Officials secretly plan to grant citizenship to millions, then send them to Greenland for a demographic takeover, insiders tell GWU!