GWU! Lists

7 Hottest Right-Wing Muckrackers

The polls are out, and up! GWU! readers have voted for the sexiest muckraking journos they'd like to see mudwrestling. These are the conservative cuties who are just too hard to not fall MAGA in love with.

6 Fuel Saving Scams Being Pumped by Global Elites

Former CIA spook is all gassed up to leak some of the propaganda-powered fuel-saving scams that the elites are pumping in this unleaded exclusive!

9 Highlights – but Mostly Lowlifes of the 2026 Oscar Awards

Sinners was fine, but the communist manifesto cleaned house. Your move, Academy. We survived cloned Carreys, a Waffle House riot, and Conan striking out.

Epstein Emails Exposed: Part Deux: Unbelievable and Undeliverable

More of Jeffrey Epstein's clandestine Hollywood email pitches exposed by The GWU!

Jeffery Epstein’s TV and Film Pitch Emails

Jeffrey Epstein's secret Hollywood pitch deck exposed. New DOJ files reveal his grotesque film concepts. Only on The GWU!

6 More Third-World States Trump Set to Liberate

President Trump is set to spread his unique brand of freedom through occupation to six more countries, retired General T.B. Gentes dishes to GWU! in this exclusive.

10 Super-Enemies of Humanity

We’re blowing the lid off the sinister syndicates run by the likes of Anthony Fauci, Greta Thunberg, Michael Moore, Dolly Parton, and Elon Musk—revealing the master plans they don't want you to see!"

What to Bring to a Millennial Pity Party

Millennials, once considered a special generation, now face adulthood's harsh reality. Their "you can do anything" upbringing has led to a crisis. Characterized by underemployment, being over-medicated, and a permanent housing crisis, they are stuck in endless adult "side quests" without a clear path to success, leaving the generation in significant trouble.

7 First Ladies Who Are Actually Men—GWU! Transvestigation Exclusive

The evil gender inversion of political transwives is all part of a larger plan to pervert humanity while enriching the global elite and bankrupting morality as outlined by GWU! gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.

Leaked: 7 Insane Tariffs Democrats Actually Want!!!

Whistleblower blows up on Democrat Signal chat that has everyone talking!

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