Clown World

How I Landed on the Set of Artemis II

Johnny Jock joins NASA for an out-of-this-world adventure on Artemis II … directed by Rob Reiner!!! Only on the GWU!

6 Fuel Saving Scams Being Pumped by Global Elites

Former CIA spook is all gassed up to leak some of the propaganda-powered fuel-saving scams that the elites are pumping in this unleaded exclusive!

Afroman’s Viral Police Diss Tracks Are Victory for Free Speech

Afroman's exercised his First Amendment in his song Lemon Pound Cake, but after Ohio cops got a whiff of the sweet hit, trouble ensued.

9 Highlights – but Mostly Lowlifes of the 2026 Oscar Awards

Sinners was fine, but the communist manifesto cleaned house. Your move, Academy. We survived cloned Carreys, a Waffle House riot, and Conan striking out.

Jim Carrey Conspiracy Fact! – GWU News Tonight! 

GWU News Tonight! 03/10/2026 America's Number One Source of Newstainment, The GWU.net covers the Epstein files wacky TV and film pitch emails, Right-winger gals and simp men who can't score, and how GWU! can beat Indian Fatigue.

Sore Loser Liberal Men Can’t Score with Olympic Quality Right Winger Gals

After toothless hockey hero Jack Hughes netted the game-winner, Supreme Leader Trump and Kash Patel stormed the locker room, turning an Olympic hockey miracle into a MAGA celebration that divided the nation.

Epstein Emails Exposed: Part Deux: Unbelievable and Undeliverable

More of Jeffrey Epstein's clandestine Hollywood email pitches exposed by The GWU!

Jeffery Epstein’s TV and Film Pitch Emails

Jeffrey Epstein's secret Hollywood pitch deck exposed. New DOJ files reveal his grotesque film concepts. Only on The GWU!

Tumbler Ridge Trans Teen Murdered by Mean Media

Reader worries about the trans victim in the Tumbler Ridge shooting. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Warm Her Icey Heart with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Card

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

Sign up and get GWU!'s Breaking the Narrative and Weird Week in Woke Digest sent to your inbox.