Johnny Jock joins NASA for an out-of-this-world adventure on Artemis II … directed by Rob Reiner!!! Only on the GWU!

Former CIA spook is all gassed up to leak some of the propaganda-powered fuel-saving scams that the elites are pumping in this unleaded exclusive!

Afroman's exercised his First Amendment in his song Lemon Pound Cake, but after Ohio cops got a whiff of the sweet hit, trouble ensued.

Sinners was fine, but the communist manifesto cleaned house. Your move, Academy. We survived cloned Carreys, a Waffle House riot, and Conan striking out.

GWU News Tonight! 03/10/2026 America's Number One Source of Newstainment, The GWU.net covers the Epstein files wacky TV and film pitch emails, Right-winger gals and simp men who can't score, and how GWU! can beat Indian Fatigue.

After toothless hockey hero Jack Hughes netted the game-winner, Supreme Leader Trump and Kash Patel stormed the locker room, turning an Olympic hockey miracle into a MAGA celebration that divided the nation.

Reader worries about the trans victim in the Tumbler Ridge shooting. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

Officials secretly plan to grant citizenship to millions, then send them to Greenland for a demographic takeover, insiders tell GWU!

How a UK Home Office 'villain' named Amelia, designed to teach teens about extremism, was reborn as a viral alt-goth meme of British pride & anti-establishment defiance. The inside story of the latest memetic war.