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Lindsay Clancy Mistrial: Lone Juror’s Wife Tells All to GWU!

The surprise mistrial of child killer Lindsay Clancy could have ended with the monster walking free if it weren’t for the brave actions of the one Lone Juror who refused to bend over to the woke liberal white women mob.

Lake America Great Again

America's faux-polite neighbors to the north are clutching their pearls and fainting onto their poutine over President Trump's executive order officially changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.

Sophie Cunningham’s Transforming the WNBA with Truth Dunks

WNBA star Sophie Cunningham faces Canadian backlash for stating trans women are men, as retarded activist group targets her visit to Canada.

America’s 250th 4th of July Program Rocks!!!

America's Number Source of Newstainment, GWU! and America's Last Laugh, Flip City Magazine, salute America's 250th birthday with our guide to AMERICA'S 250est CELEBRATION !!!

7 Hottest Right-Wing Muckrackers

The polls are out, and up! GWU! readers have voted for the sexiest muckraking journos they'd like to see mudwrestling. These are the conservative cuties who are just too hard to not fall MAGA in love with.

Southern Poverty Law Center Caught Sieg Heiling Red-Handed

GWU! can’t make this up!!! Between 2014 and 2023, the SPLC secretly funneled more than $3 million of donations to a handful of people associated with: Ku Klux Klan, United Klans of America, Unite the Right,  and even actual nazis in the National Socialist Party of America.

How I Landed on the Set of Artemis II

Johnny Jock joins NASA for an out-of-this-world adventure on Artemis II … directed by Rob Reiner!!! Only on the GWU!

6 Fuel Saving Scams Being Pumped by Global Elites

Former CIA spook is all gassed up to leak some of the propaganda-powered fuel-saving scams that the elites are pumping in this unleaded exclusive!

Afroman’s Viral Police Diss Tracks Are Victory for Free Speech

Afroman's exercised his First Amendment in his song Lemon Pound Cake, but after Ohio cops got a whiff of the sweet hit, trouble ensued.

9 Highlights – but Mostly Lowlifes of the 2026 Oscar Awards

Sinners was fine, but the communist manifesto cleaned house. Your move, Academy. We survived cloned Carreys, a Waffle House riot, and Conan striking out.

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