Monkey Business

If NASA Faked the Moon Landing Why Didn’t the Russkies Expose the Hoax?

America has plenty of enemies who should be all too eager to disprove NASA's accomplishments. Unfortunately, the question is often used as a carpet under which to sweep the mountain of evidence that NASA is in the movie-making business.

Katy Perry Coachella boyfriend Trudeau Is a Fake, says GAY

GWU! reader asks: Is Justin Trudeau being a hypocrite going to Coachella, while the rest of Canadians have to stay home? Is Elbows Up over? 

How I Landed on the Set of Artemis II

Johnny Jock joins NASA for an out-of-this-world adventure on Artemis II … directed by Rob Reiner!!! Only on the GWU!

6 Fuel Saving Scams Being Pumped by Global Elites

Former CIA spook is all gassed up to leak some of the propaganda-powered fuel-saving scams that the elites are pumping in this unleaded exclusive!

Afroman’s Viral Police Diss Tracks Are Victory for Free Speech

Afroman's exercised his First Amendment in his song Lemon Pound Cake, but after Ohio cops got a whiff of the sweet hit, trouble ensued.

9 Highlights – but Mostly Lowlifes of the 2026 Oscar Awards

Sinners was fine, but the communist manifesto cleaned house. Your move, Academy. We survived cloned Carreys, a Waffle House riot, and Conan striking out.

Tumbler Ridge Trans Teen Murdered by Mean Media

Reader worries about the trans victim in the Tumbler Ridge shooting. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Warm Her Icey Heart with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Card

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

10 signs that your son Timmy goes to a Somali daycare

GWU! schools parents who think their child might just be in a Somali daycare.

A Day In My life as a Somali Scamster

Rice and bananas are being served up in this insane but oddly appealing first person narrative of a Somali Learing Center owner.

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