Amid political turmoil and social instability, many Americans are wondering if the true state of the nation is actually a fascist state. America’s Number One Source of Newstainment, GWU! wants to help you find out if it’s RIGHT that America IS a Fascist State and has LEFT Democracy at the chalk outlines of its borders.

We’ve consulted with top experts in quiz science to help you find out just where you stand in the new world order.

How Can You Tell if America is a Fascist State?

How does the government handle dissent?

Protests are banned unless they’re held in a designated “Free Speech Zone” (aka a parking lot behind a Denny’s).

Critics mysteriously receive 10,000 IRS audit notifications.

They replace the Statue of Liberty’s torch with a giant “Mute” button.

What is the national motto?

“E Pluribus Unum” (Out of many, one).

“In God We Trust” (But only if He’s trending on TikTok).

“Obey. Consume. Repeat.” Sponsored by Amazon Prime.

“We’re all in this together” (Walmart, Amazon, Walgreens, the media, Pfizer)

How are elections conducted?

Voting requires a notarized blood sample and a 12-hour wait in line.

Ballots are counted by an AI named “PatriotBot 3000.” (We call him glitchy, because he is. But that computer is very very patriotic. He’s fantastic, he really is.)

The winner is decided by a Thunderdome Battle Royale between CEOs. Musk vs. Zuckerberg, LIVE on Pay-Per-View!

What is on the high school history curriculum?

The spice trade route origins of McDonald's Special Sauce.

Students re-enact the Boston Tea Party, but with Starbucks cups.

George Washington’s wooden teeth are revealed to be NFTs.

Nation altering assassinations: Abraham Lincoln, JFK and Donald Trump's ear.

How does the media operate?

News anchors wear flag pins that shoot disintegration lasers if they mention the word “corruption.”

Headlines alternate between “Everything’s Fine!” and “Buy More Survival Gadgets!”

CNN’s new slogan: “Keeping You Terrified Since 2020.”

What’s the new national sport?

Competitive Patriotism (points for most flags per yard).

Political Debates — now with WWE-style entrance music, folding chairs and scripted narrative.

Tinfoil Hat Triathlons (Just ran a 5G race, conspiracy bro).

How does law enforcement work?

Police drones patrol neighborhoods playing “Bad Boys” on loop.

You can be fined for not smiling during the national anthem.

All crimes are solved by a reality show: CSI: Amazon Prime Detectives.

What’s the latest fashion trend?

Mandatory flag-themed athleisure (Lululemon x Uncle Sam collab).

Face masks with pre-printed slogans like “I ❤️ Oligarchs.”

Camouflage suits for blending into grocery stores during inflation riots.

What’s the state-approved entertainment?

Marvel movies where Captain America runs for president (spoiler: he wins).

A reboot of The Hunger Games… but it’s just C-SPAN with running.

Kid Rock Presents: An Evening with Scott Baio.

How do you pledge allegiance?

Recite it while maintaining eye contact with a portrait of Elon Musk.

Swear loyalty via Alexa: “Alexa, confirm I’m not a communist.”

Salute a bald eagle that delivers your daily ration of Soylent Green.

How Can You Tell if America is a Fascist State?

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