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Lindsay Clancy Mistrial: Lone Juror’s Wife Tells All to GWU!

The surprise mistrial of child killer Lindsay Clancy could have ended with the monster walking free if it weren’t for the brave actions of the one Lone Juror who refused to bend over to the woke liberal white women mob.

Lake America Great Again

America's faux-polite neighbors to the north are clutching their pearls and fainting onto their poutine over President Trump's executive order officially changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.

Sophie Cunningham’s Transforming the WNBA with Truth Dunks

WNBA star Sophie Cunningham faces Canadian backlash for stating trans women are men, as retarded activist group targets her visit to Canada.

Li’l Tony Fauci’s Conspiracy Theory Diary Confessions!!!

So apparently I'm the 'go-to' guy with this whole China virus thing? Which, honestly, I'm suspicious about. I mean, everything from China is fake, right?

Fauci’s 111 Middle Fingers to America

Pleading the Fifth 111 times isn't a legal defense—it's a mob boss confession. Fauci's private diary proves he lied about death rates, hid his vaccine injury, and worshipped his own celebrity while you suffocated. The silence says everything

A GWU Guide to Who Will Win the World Cup!!!

From vuvuzelas to vaccine passports, the 2026 World Cup is four weeks of glorious distraction—where based nations win hearts, leftist teams lose matches, and Messi just wants a nap.

Tumbler Ridge Trans Teen Murdered by Mean Media

Reader worries about the trans victim in the Tumbler Ridge shooting. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Did All-Female ‘Astronaut’ Celebs Really Go to Space?

GWU exposes Blue Origin's "all-female spaceflight" as a Bezos-backed Hollywood hoax—flatter than Earth, faker than Katy Perry’s acting, with green-screen "astronauts" cashing checks, and filling DEI quotas.

Women Lying About Vaccine Status to Win Over Based Bros.

Sandra & Debbie, vaccinated and single, lie about their vax status to date anti-vax men. Women like them are boosting dating sites like Unjected, with serious side effects!!!

Worcester Goes Woke: Politicians Declare City ‘Trans Sanctuary’

Worcester declares itself a "trans sanctuary," barring out-of-state access to gender-transition data and defying federal policies. Critics call it a woke stunt, while supporters hail it as a stand for BLT+ rights.

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