Fighting The Culture Bores

How I Landed on the Set of Artemis II

Johnny Jock joins NASA for an out-of-this-world adventure on Artemis II … directed by Rob Reiner!!! Only on the GWU!

6 Fuel Saving Scams Being Pumped by Global Elites

Former CIA spook is all gassed up to leak some of the propaganda-powered fuel-saving scams that the elites are pumping in this unleaded exclusive!

Afroman’s Viral Police Diss Tracks Are Victory for Free Speech

Afroman's exercised his First Amendment in his song Lemon Pound Cake, but after Ohio cops got a whiff of the sweet hit, trouble ensued.

Jim Carrey Conspiracy Fact! – GWU News Tonight! 

GWU News Tonight! 03/10/2026 America's Number One Source of Newstainment, The GWU.net covers the Epstein files wacky TV and film pitch emails, Right-winger gals and simp men who can't score, and how GWU! can beat Indian Fatigue.

Warm Her Icey Heart with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Card

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

10 signs that your son Timmy goes to a Somali daycare

GWU! schools parents who think their child might just be in a Somali daycare.

A Day In My life as a Somali Scamster

Rice and bananas are being served up in this insane but oddly appealing first person narrative of a Somali Learing Center owner.

10 Super-Enemies of Humanity

We’re blowing the lid off the sinister syndicates run by the likes of Anthony Fauci, Greta Thunberg, Michael Moore, Dolly Parton, and Elon Musk—revealing the master plans they don't want you to see!"

The War on Christmas Is Over! 

GWU! unwraps the true meaning of Christmas as its woke enemies lay down their chubby arms.

Franklin Book Parody Draws Canuck Snowfake Meltdownz

Canadian creators, who haven’t been funny since Mike Myers was relevant, have their passive-aggressive elbows up over the Franklin funny.

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