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All of America and, indeed, the world will be watching this Monday’s historic broadcast of the once and future king’s inauguration as the 47th President of the United States. It’s already predicted to be a fiery affair that will make the Pacific Palisades firestorm look like a marshmallow roast, but only America’s #1 Newstainment Source, GWU, has you covered with anticipating every bizarre moment.
Will Trump take his oath of office on a copy of The Art of the Deal? How many minutes will Biden stay awake? Will invitees at the inaugural ball do “The Trump Dance” and dine on cats and dogs … or McDonalds?
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