Jimmy Kimmel Dies Suddenly 

Another of TV’s biggest dicks yanked off the air as woke wankers whine ‘cancel culture’ 

The left is getting its own well-deserved spinoff of cancel culture with the announcement that the plug has been pulled on so-called ‘late night comedy talk show’, Jimmy Kimmel Live after the host’s disgusting take on the murder of Charlie Kirk. The move comes as just the latest in the growing line up of must see TV cancellations

Kimmel was booted off the air late Wednesday night just hours before the nightly broadcast was to be taped in front of a live and brainwashed studio audience of college kids on Adderall. 

On the previous night Kimmel opened his monologue by accusing “the MAGA gang” and “many in MAGA-land” of trying to “capitalize on the murder” of Kirk for political gain and then falsely linked killer Tyler Robinson to the right. 

ABC Disney, the parent company of the ABC Television network, made the decision to can Kimmel amid calls from local affiliate station owners across the US who were refusing to air the show’s hateful rhetoric against Kirk and his supporters. 

Jab, Jab, Jab

No stranger to taking the wrong jab at the wrong people at the wrong time, Kimmel had faced similar pushback on his unshaven brand of humor in the past. During the height of the Covid scamdemic Kimmel joked about taking ventilators away from the unvaccinated and joined his mainstream media monster mafia brothers Stephen Colbert and others in maligning and fomenting hate against the unvaccinated and spreading dangerous medical disinformation. 

Despite his close shave with hate speech, the thinly bearded and thin skinned host survived to continue his divisive right vs left rhetoric calling MAGA supporters ‘racists’ ‘morons’ and a ‘toothless army.’ 

Freedom of Reacharound

Supporters of Kimmel have called the show’s cancellation ‘censorship’ and a ‘violation of freedom of speech’, as ordered by President Donald Trump, despite having no evidence to support the claim. 

California governor Gavin Newsom called the firing of commentators and cancelling of shows “coordinated” and “dangerous.” He went on to say that the Republican party “does not believe in free speech. They are censoring you in real time.” Also, he’s the guy who during the scamdemic went to a big birthday party in a fancy French restaurant while he told his constituents to stay home, wear masks in fear and stab themselves with poison. So fuck that guy. Funny how he never defended Joe Rogan’s freedom of speech. 

With Jimmy Kimmel Live now put on ‘indefinite hiatus’ by ABC, Kimmel joins the cancelled club of fired left-wing propagandists Joy Reid, Stepehen Colbert, and Howard Stern

President Donald Trump reacted to the news of Kimmel’s cancellation calling it “Great News for America,” wishing congratulations to ABC for “finally having the courage to do what had to be done. Kimmel has ZERO talent.”

The president, while attending a royal banquet in the UK hosted by King Charles, suggested to the monarch that NBC should cancel other late night shows hosted by Jimmy Fallon and Seth Myers.

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