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Franklin Book Parody Draws Canuck Snowfake Meltdownz

Canadian creators, who haven’t been funny since Mike Myers was relevant, have their passive-aggressive elbows up over the Franklin funny.

A Match Made in Hashtag Heaven

A new dating app is bypassing the traditional bio and profile nonsense to capture the heart of every perversion, eccentricity, and vulnerability.

Sidney Sweeney vs. Taylor Swift

SWIFT’S SINKING SHIP! REAL-LIFE PROOF SIDNEY S-WINNEY IS ECLIPSING FADING POP STAR! We've got receipts for GWU! Fact-checked exposé reveals Sweeney's dominance in every arena of awesomeness!

Indian Fatigue: How GWU! Can Beat It!

They say every time the Uber Eats app dings, 300,000 Indians get a student visa. Learn how Indian Fatigue is taking over America.

What to Bring to a Millennial Pity Party

Millennials, once considered a special generation, now face adulthood's harsh reality. Their "you can do anything" upbringing has led to a crisis. Characterized by underemployment, being over-medicated, and a permanent housing crisis, they are stuck in endless adult "side quests" without a clear path to success, leaving the generation in significant trouble.

Charlie Kirk is Alive!!!

Charlie Kirk's devoted followers can rejoice. The 'truth-telling prophet' is alive, enjoying his secluded resort 'afterlife' off Venezuela, reportedly relaxing with other extracted celebrities like JonBenét Ramsey.

Why Israel Killed Charlie Kirk: 5 Reasons Revealed by CIA

Five reasons why Israel killed Charlie Kirk, revealed by a former CIA operative. Tyler Robinson is a patsy, says expert.

Howard Stern the Latest Left “Celebrity” to be Fired!

Howard Stern’s $500M SiriusXM deal may collapse as insiders say his ‘woke’ politics hurt his value. ‘The tide is turning—audiences want entertainment, not activism,’ a media exec reveals.

How ‘Financing a Burrito’ Is Bankrupting GenZ 

While the phrase "finance a burrito" is typically a joke, the concept of paying for small purchases in installments or "Buy Now, Pay Later" (BNPL) has become wildly popular, especially among the terminally online and always broke GenZ set.

Black DEI Hires Called “Lazy,” “Slow,” and “Dumb”

After George Floyd’s death, Jamal Washington went from dollar store night security guard to million dollar fintech CEO—now he’s turning corporate America upside down. “This ain’t equity,” he tells GWU! “It’s a heist.”

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