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Amy Sedaris’ NYE “Transphobic” TV Truth Bomb Lights Up 2026!!!

Amy Sedaris sparked an awkward moment on CNN's New Year's Eve broadcast with a joke that has outraged the BLT+ gang.

9 Conspiracy Theories That Will Come True in 2026

From Bondi Beach to Charlie Kirk to Taylor Swift, GWU! has all the 2026 conspiracy theory spoiler alerts to prep you to be the smartest man in the 2026 room!!!

10 Super-Enemies of Humanity

We’re blowing the lid off the sinister syndicates run by the likes of Anthony Fauci, Greta Thunberg, Michael Moore, Dolly Parton, and Elon Musk—revealing the master plans they don't want you to see!"

Franklin Book Parody Draws Canuck Snowfake Meltdownz

Canadian creators, who haven’t been funny since Mike Myers was relevant, have their passive-aggressive elbows up over the Franklin funny.

A Match Made in Hashtag Heaven

A new dating app is bypassing the traditional bio and profile nonsense to capture the heart of every perversion, eccentricity, and vulnerability.

Sidney Sweeney vs. Taylor Swift

SWIFT’S SINKING SHIP! REAL-LIFE PROOF SIDNEY S-WINNEY IS ECLIPSING FADING POP STAR! We've got receipts for GWU! Fact-checked exposé reveals Sweeney's dominance in every arena of awesomeness!

Indian Fatigue: How GWU! Can Beat It!

They say every time the Uber Eats app dings, 300,000 Indians get a student visa. Learn how Indian Fatigue is taking over America.

What to Bring to a Millennial Pity Party

Millennials, once considered a special generation, now face adulthood's harsh reality. Their "you can do anything" upbringing has led to a crisis. Characterized by underemployment, being over-medicated, and a permanent housing crisis, they are stuck in endless adult "side quests" without a clear path to success, leaving the generation in significant trouble.

Charlie Kirk is Alive!!!

Charlie Kirk's devoted followers can rejoice. The 'truth-telling prophet' is alive, enjoying his secluded resort 'afterlife' off Venezuela, reportedly relaxing with other extracted celebrities like JonBenét Ramsey.

Why Israel Killed Charlie Kirk: 5 Reasons Revealed by CIA

Five reasons why Israel killed Charlie Kirk, revealed by a former CIA operative. Tyler Robinson is a patsy, says expert.

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