GWU! Guides

10 Super-Enemies of Humanity

We’re blowing the lid off the sinister syndicates run by the likes of Anthony Fauci, Greta Thunberg, Michael Moore, Dolly Parton, and Elon Musk—revealing the master plans they don't want you to see!"

Sidney Sweeney vs. Taylor Swift

SWIFT’S SINKING SHIP! REAL-LIFE PROOF SIDNEY S-WINNEY IS ECLIPSING FADING POP STAR! We've got receipts for GWU! Fact-checked exposé reveals Sweeney's dominance in every arena of awesomeness!

Indian Fatigue: How GWU! Can Beat It!

They say every time the Uber Eats app dings, 300,000 Indians get a student visa. Learn how Indian Fatigue is taking over America.

What to Bring to a Millennial Pity Party

Millennials, once considered a special generation, now face adulthood's harsh reality. Their "you can do anything" upbringing has led to a crisis. Characterized by underemployment, being over-medicated, and a permanent housing crisis, they are stuck in endless adult "side quests" without a clear path to success, leaving the generation in significant trouble.

7 First Ladies Who Are Actually Men—GWU! Transvestigation Exclusive

The evil gender inversion of political transwives is all part of a larger plan to pervert humanity while enriching the global elite and bankrupting morality as outlined by GWU! gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.

Joe Biden’s Hollyweird Post Presidency Plans 

Find out what development deals Biden is rumored to be negotiating in order to continue his criminal grifting and propagandizing as the new king of all media with our speculating gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.  

GWU! Guide to Late Night TV Comedy Snooze Fest

Tune in to the juiciest late-night TV scandals with GWU! From Jimmy Fallon’s cringe monologues to Stephen Colbert’s predictable satire. Dive into the drama of late-night hosts and their Trump obsessions!

Evicting Trump from living rent free in your head

Millions of Americans on the left are now politically homeless since President Donald Trump had them “evicted from their minds,” says Sociology community college teacher Amber Tone.

13 Ways Drama Queen Trudeau Ruined Canada

How Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ruined his country with self-absorbed, narcissistic wokeness.

13 Ways Justin Trudeau Turned Canada into a Global Laughing Stock

How Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ruined his country with self-absorbed, narcissistic wokeness.

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