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Indian Fatigue: How GWU! Can Beat It!

They say every time the Uber Eats app dings, 300,000 Indians get a student visa. Learn how Indian Fatigue is taking over America.

Inside the Katy Perry Justin Trudeau Romance

Pop Princess Katy Perry is in for a world of sexual and emotional disappointment with her new lover, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, according to a celebrity sex expert!!!

What to Bring to a Millennial Pity Party

Millennials, once considered a special generation, now face adulthood's harsh reality. Their "you can do anything" upbringing has led to a crisis. Characterized by underemployment, being over-medicated, and a permanent housing crisis, they are stuck in endless adult "side quests" without a clear path to success, leaving the generation in significant trouble.

Charlie Kirk is Alive!!!

Charlie Kirk's devoted followers can rejoice. The 'truth-telling prophet' is alive, enjoying his secluded resort 'afterlife' off Venezuela, reportedly relaxing with other extracted celebrities like JonBenét Ramsey.

Why Israel Killed Charlie Kirk: 5 Reasons Revealed by CIA

Five reasons why Israel killed Charlie Kirk, revealed by a former CIA operative. Tyler Robinson is a patsy, says expert.

Howard Stern the Latest Left “Celebrity” to be Fired!

Howard Stern’s $500M SiriusXM deal may collapse as insiders say his ‘woke’ politics hurt his value. ‘The tide is turning—audiences want entertainment, not activism,’ a media exec reveals.

How ‘Financing a Burrito’ Is Bankrupting GenZ 

While the phrase "finance a burrito" is typically a joke, the concept of paying for small purchases in installments or "Buy Now, Pay Later" (BNPL) has become wildly popular, especially among the terminally online and always broke GenZ set.

Black DEI Hires Called “Lazy,” “Slow,” and “Dumb”

After George Floyd’s death, Jamal Washington went from dollar store night security guard to million dollar fintech CEO—now he’s turning corporate America upside down. “This ain’t equity,” he tells GWU! “It’s a heist.”

Patriot Faces Prison for Standing Up for Hero Sir John A. Macdonald

Canadian patriot Daniel Tate faces jail for defying ‘woke’ tyranny—scrawling ‘Free John’ on boxed-up Sir John A. Macdonald statue! ‘They’re erasing history!’ #FreeJohn explodes online!

Are Babies being forced to reveal ‘sexual orientation’ and gender to state authorities?

Parents are being told to pick their new born babies gender and pronouns at New Jersey hospitals under bizarre new state law.

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