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10 signs that your son Timmy goes to a Somali daycare

GWU! schools parents who think their child might just be in a Somali daycare.

A Day In My life as a Somali Scamster

Rice and bananas are being served up in this insane but oddly appealing first person narrative of a Somali Learing Center owner.

WWWD: Did ICE Do That? 🥶

Will this ICE meltdown heat up or cool down America's immigration climate change? Our Wokesperts™ are taking the temperature of the issue and all the newstainment for this January 12th–18th edition of the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Is the NFL Rigged? Our Sports Insiders say: Touchdown!!!

Fans claim the NFL is rigged like the WWE, with scripted storylines & fixed outcomes for ratings. Explore the evidence behind the sports entertainment theory.

COVID was a PSYOP

Tune in as Anthony debriefs Mad Dug on the insane methods employed during psychological operations and how to identify if you're the victim of one. All in COVID was a PSYOP!!!

New Epstein AI Doc Actually Starring Jeffrey Epstein to be Released this Summer!

AI director predicts the end of Hollywood with AI films like "Epstein's List"—an unrated documentary starring Jeffrey Epstein, made for $500 in three weeks.

Live and Lear: How Pro-Somali Scam Protestor Got Iced

Johnny Jock goes undercover in the ICE freezer and discovers that these bros are just trying to Make America Great Again.

6 More Third-World States Trump Set to Liberate

President Trump is set to spread his unique brand of freedom through occupation to six more countries, retired General T.B. Gentes dishes to GWU! in this exclusive.

Amy Sedaris’ NYE “Transphobic” TV Truth Bomb Lights Up 2026!!!

Amy Sedaris sparked an awkward moment on CNN's New Year's Eve broadcast with a joke that has outraged the BLT+ gang.

9 Conspiracy Theories That Will Come True in 2026

From Bondi Beach to Charlie Kirk to Taylor Swift, GWU! has all the 2026 conspiracy theory spoiler alerts to prep you to be the smartest man in the 2026 room!!!

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