Canadian creators, who haven’t been funny since Mike Myers was relevant, have their passive-aggressive elbows up over the Franklin funny.

A new dating app is bypassing the traditional bio and profile nonsense to capture the heart of every perversion, eccentricity, and vulnerability.

SWIFT’S SINKING SHIP! REAL-LIFE PROOF SIDNEY S-WINNEY IS ECLIPSING FADING POP STAR! We've got receipts for GWU! Fact-checked exposé reveals Sweeney's dominance in every arena of awesomeness!

WOKE AMAZON BULLIED into humiliating James Bond U-turn! The streaming giant was forced to surrender after fans erupted over its pathetic gun-free 007 posters.

They say every time the Uber Eats app dings, 300,000 Indians get a student visa. Learn how Indian Fatigue is taking over America.

US President Donald Trump writes prescription to make America Vax Again at warp speed.

Pop Princess Katy Perry is in for a world of sexual and emotional disappointment with her new lover, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, according to a celebrity sex expert!!!

Millennials, once considered a special generation, now face adulthood's harsh reality. Their "you can do anything" upbringing has led to a crisis. Characterized by underemployment, being over-medicated, and a permanent housing crisis, they are stuck in endless adult "side quests" without a clear path to success, leaving the generation in significant trouble.

Charlie Kirk's devoted followers can rejoice. The 'truth-telling prophet' is alive, enjoying his secluded resort 'afterlife' off Venezuela, reportedly relaxing with other extracted celebrities like JonBenét Ramsey.

The sudden cancellation of Jimmy Kimmel Live! comes after the humorless hosts controversial on-air remarks about the recent murder of conservative activist Charlie Kirk triggered a massive backlash. The move is being celebrated by many who view it as cancel culture finally coming full circle, as one of late-night's biggest names is silenced in the latest must-see TV controversy.