After toothless hockey hero Jack Hughes netted the game-winner, Supreme Leader Trump and Kash Patel stormed the locker room, turning an Olympic hockey miracle into a MAGA celebration that divided the nation.

More of Jeffrey Epstein's clandestine Hollywood email pitches exposed by The GWU!

Jeffrey Epstein's secret Hollywood pitch deck exposed. New DOJ files reveal his grotesque film concepts. Only on The GWU!

Reader worries about the trans victim in the Tumbler Ridge shooting. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

From the heroes who brought you a cure for the Milano-Cortina virus, get ready to go downhill fast as wokelympic winner Anthony Anderson skeet-shoots Peak Trash in the face of did-not-qualify whiner Mad Dug. 

Officials secretly plan to grant citizenship to millions, then send them to Greenland for a demographic takeover, insiders tell GWU!

How a UK Home Office 'villain' named Amelia, designed to teach teens about extremism, was reborn as a viral alt-goth meme of British pride & anti-establishment defiance. The inside story of the latest memetic war.

GWU! schools parents who think their child might just be in a Somali daycare.

Rice and bananas are being served up in this insane but oddly appealing first person narrative of a Somali Learing Center owner.