When undercover journalist Nick Shirley discovered more than 18 billion dollars in federal Minnesota tax dollars being stolen by fake daycares run by Somali fraudsters many parents were shocked. Could their child’s quality daycare be more of a learing center than a learning center?
Thanks to independent reporters like Shirley and those at the GWU! our team has done the homework to help you determine whether your child attends a Somali daycare.
10. Somali Radio Shack
The daycare drop-off is a litter-filled alley behind an African electronics store.
9. Set Sail for Learing
When you pick up your child, you’re not greeted by a caring, certified childcare educator, but three slope-headed Somalian men dressed like pirates.
8. Micro-phony interviews
Every time you turn on CNN, your “daycare worker” is being interviewed while choking back tears in support of ‘mostly peaceful’ protests against ICE.
7. That’s Bananas!
Your child has developed a peculiar taste for rice and bananas.
6. Dance like your brother is watching
You receive an invitation to the daycare’s annual Brother/Sister Tribal Dance and Gala.
5. Political Somalicide
“Tampon” Tim Walz personally thanks you for enrolling your child in one of Minnesota’s quality learing centers.
4. Democracy is cooked, Yo!
The daycare sends you a link to a free subscription to Ilhan Omar’s Word Salad of the Day app. (Psst… don’t click the link)
3. Hot temper triggered by ICE
Your child comes home with an irrational level of hostility towards ICE, and is confused over why illegal criminal aliens are not allowed to stay in the country.
2. My allowance is a few billion short, colonizer!
Whenever you ask your child to do their fair share and help out around the house, they reply with the Somali phrase: I tus lacagta (show me the money).
1. Ugggh, is it 6 PM already!
Your child considers two hours of school work a hard day.
