Woke Madness

Tumbler Ridge Trans Teen Murdered by Mean Media

Reader worries about the trans victim in the Tumbler Ridge shooting. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

9 Conspiracy Theories That Will Come True in 2026

From Bondi Beach to Charlie Kirk to Taylor Swift, GWU! has all the 2026 conspiracy theory spoiler alerts to prep you to be the smartest man in the 2026 room!!!

The War on Christmas Is Over! 

GWU! unwraps the true meaning of Christmas as its woke enemies lay down their chubby arms.

 James Bond Gets Gun Cucked By Bezos

WOKE AMAZON BULLIED into humiliating James Bond U-turn! The streaming giant was forced to surrender after fans erupted over its pathetic gun-free 007 posters.

American Catholics Confess: New Pope Can Go to Hell!!!

MAGA Catholics breathing smoke as Chicago-born Pope embraces globalism, open borders & leftist agendas—betraying Trump’s America First doctrine. Everyday faithful vow to defend tradition against Vatican’s woke revolt.

Quiz: Are You Living in a Fascist State?

Amid political turmoil and social instability, many Americans are wondering if the true state of the nation is actually a fascist state. Take the GWU! Quiz to find out where you stand!!!

Marc Maron Is Actually Pretty Funny… After All the TDS Drivel: Says Boomer

During a trip to Vermont, Toby P. Gelman finds himself at a Marc Maron comedy show, only to find they have more in common than they think.

American Families Rescuing Victims of Canada’s Radical Leftist Agenda

Canadians flee Trudeau’s woke dystopia as Carney’s regime imposes censorship, crippling taxes, and DEI madness. Heroic red-state families offer refuge—deprogramming refugees with BBQ, freedom, and the Second Amendment.

California Liberals Spend to Smash Cybertrucks in So-Called ‘Safe Space’

Berkeley’s wokest ‘rage room’ charges liberals $50 to smash Trump effigies—because nothing cures TDS like a sledgehammer and a Cybertruck part. GWU! investigates the lucrative business of monetizing liberal meltdowns.

Boomer Neil Young’s Tin Foil Tirade Is Out of Tune, Says Boomer

Fresh from his suspension on Blue Sky, Toby P. Gelman is ripping Neil Young a new one. Move back to Canada, you crazy Boomer!

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