After George Floyd’s death, Jamal Washington went from dollar store night security guard to million dollar fintech CEO—now he’s turning corporate America upside down. “This ain’t equity,” he tells GWU! “It’s a heist.”

The evil gender inversion of political transwives is all part of a larger plan to pervert humanity while enriching the global elite and bankrupting morality as outlined by GWU! gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.

Posing as the son of a Nigerian Prince, it wasn’t hard for me to infiltrate the crypto community, says Johnny Jock, who went deep undercover into the dark and ruthless world of crypto shit coins.

Amid political turmoil and social instability, many Americans are wondering if the true state of the nation is actually a fascist state. Take the GWU! Quiz to find out where you stand!!!

Canadians flee Trudeau’s woke dystopia as Carney’s regime imposes censorship, crippling taxes, and DEI madness. Heroic red-state families offer refuge—deprogramming refugees with BBQ, freedom, and the Second Amendment.

Berkeley’s wokest ‘rage room’ charges liberals $50 to smash Trump effigies—because nothing cures TDS like a sledgehammer and a Cybertruck part. GWU! investigates the lucrative business of monetizing liberal meltdowns.

PPC election candidate Meghan Murphy facing government persecution and a frozen bank account over her anti-woke Liberal Party dissent.

Whistleblower blows up on Democrat Signal chat that has everyone talking!

Trump’s tariffs are coming—prepare to sell a kidney for that ‘Made in USA’ toaster! Chinese TVs were cheap (and maybe spied on you), but soon you’ll pay $10K just to hate-watch MSNBC in 4K.

Canadian patriot Daniel Tate faces jail for defying ‘woke’ tyranny—scrawling ‘Free John’ on boxed-up Sir John A. Macdonald statue! ‘They’re erasing history!’ #FreeJohn explodes online!