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Howard Stern the Latest Left “Celebrity” to be Fired!

Howard Stern’s $500M SiriusXM deal may collapse as insiders say his ‘woke’ politics hurt his value. ‘The tide is turning—audiences want entertainment, not activism,’ a media exec reveals.

How ‘Financing a Burrito’ Is Bankrupting GenZ 

While the phrase "finance a burrito" is typically a joke, the concept of paying for small purchases in installments or "Buy Now, Pay Later" (BNPL) has become wildly popular, especially among the terminally online and always broke GenZ set.

Black DEI Hires Called “Lazy,” “Slow,” and “Dumb”

After George Floyd’s death, Jamal Washington went from dollar store night security guard to million dollar fintech CEO—now he’s turning corporate America upside down. “This ain’t equity,” he tells GWU! “It’s a heist.”

7 First Ladies Who Are Actually Men—GWU! Transvestigation Exclusive

The evil gender inversion of political transwives is all part of a larger plan to pervert humanity while enriching the global elite and bankrupting morality as outlined by GWU! gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.

Confessions of a Crypto Rug Puller: $TRUMP Coin Exposed!!!

Posing as the son of a Nigerian Prince, it wasn’t hard for me to infiltrate the crypto community, says Johnny Jock, who went deep undercover into the dark and ruthless world of crypto shit coins.

Quiz: Are You Living in a Fascist State?

Amid political turmoil and social instability, many Americans are wondering if the true state of the nation is actually a fascist state. Take the GWU! Quiz to find out where you stand!!!

American Families Rescuing Victims of Canada’s Radical Leftist Agenda

Canadians flee Trudeau’s woke dystopia as Carney’s regime imposes censorship, crippling taxes, and DEI madness. Heroic red-state families offer refuge—deprogramming refugees with BBQ, freedom, and the Second Amendment.

California Liberals Spend to Smash Cybertrucks in So-Called ‘Safe Space’

Berkeley’s wokest ‘rage room’ charges liberals $50 to smash Trump effigies—because nothing cures TDS like a sledgehammer and a Cybertruck part. GWU! investigates the lucrative business of monetizing liberal meltdowns.

De-banked: Canadian Dissident has bank account frozen by Government

PPC election candidate Meghan Murphy facing government persecution and a frozen bank account over her anti-woke Liberal Party dissent.

Leaked: 7 Insane Tariffs Democrats Actually Want!!!

Whistleblower blows up on Democrat Signal chat that has everyone talking!

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