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10 signs that your son Timmy goes to a Somali daycare

GWU! schools parents who think their child might just be in a Somali daycare.

A Day In My life as a Somali Scamster

Rice and bananas are being served up in this insane but oddly appealing first person narrative of a Somali Learing Center owner.

Is the NFL Rigged? Our Sports Insiders say: Touchdown!!!

Fans claim the NFL is rigged like the WWE, with scripted storylines & fixed outcomes for ratings. Explore the evidence behind the sports entertainment theory.

New Epstein AI Doc Actually Starring Jeffrey Epstein to be Released this Summer!

AI director predicts the end of Hollywood with AI films like "Epstein's List"—an unrated documentary starring Jeffrey Epstein, made for $500 in three weeks.

Live and Lear: How Pro-Somali Scam Protestor Got Iced

Johnny Jock goes undercover in the ICE freezer and discovers that these bros are just trying to Make America Great Again.

Amy Sedaris’ NYE “Transphobic” TV Truth Bomb Lights Up 2026!!!

Amy Sedaris sparked an awkward moment on CNN's New Year's Eve broadcast with a joke that has outraged the BLT+ gang.

9 Conspiracy Theories That Will Come True in 2026

From Bondi Beach to Charlie Kirk to Taylor Swift, GWU! has all the 2026 conspiracy theory spoiler alerts to prep you to be the smartest man in the 2026 room!!!

10 Super-Enemies of Humanity

We’re blowing the lid off the sinister syndicates run by the likes of Anthony Fauci, Greta Thunberg, Michael Moore, Dolly Parton, and Elon Musk—revealing the master plans they don't want you to see!"

Franklin Book Parody Draws Canuck Snowfake Meltdownz

Canadian creators, who haven’t been funny since Mike Myers was relevant, have their passive-aggressive elbows up over the Franklin funny.

A Match Made in Hashtag Heaven

A new dating app is bypassing the traditional bio and profile nonsense to capture the heart of every perversion, eccentricity, and vulnerability.

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