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Officials secretly plan to grant citizenship to millions, then send them to Greenland for a demographic takeover, insiders tell GWU!

How a UK Home Office 'villain' named Amelia, designed to teach teens about extremism, was reborn as a viral alt-goth meme of British pride & anti-establishment defiance. The inside story of the latest memetic war.

GWU! schools parents who think their child might just be in a Somali daycare.

Rice and bananas are being served up in this insane but oddly appealing first person narrative of a Somali Learing Center owner.

Fans claim the NFL is rigged like the WWE, with scripted storylines & fixed outcomes for ratings. Explore the evidence behind the sports entertainment theory.

AI director predicts the end of Hollywood with AI films like "Epstein's List"—an unrated documentary starring Jeffrey Epstein, made for $500 in three weeks.

Johnny Jock goes undercover in the ICE freezer and discovers that these bros are just trying to Make America Great Again.

Amy Sedaris sparked an awkward moment on CNN's New Year's Eve broadcast with a joke that has outraged the BLT+ gang.

From Bondi Beach to Charlie Kirk to Taylor Swift, GWU! has all the 2026 conspiracy theory spoiler alerts to prep you to be the smartest man in the 2026 room!!!