Pride Madness

Amy Sedaris’ NYE “Transphobic” TV Truth Bomb Lights Up 2026!!!

Amy Sedaris sparked an awkward moment on CNN's New Year's Eve broadcast with a joke that has outraged the BLT+ gang.

10 Super-Enemies of Humanity

We’re blowing the lid off the sinister syndicates run by the likes of Anthony Fauci, Greta Thunberg, Michael Moore, Dolly Parton, and Elon Musk—revealing the master plans they don't want you to see!"

What to Bring to a Millennial Pity Party

Millennials, once considered a special generation, now face adulthood's harsh reality. Their "you can do anything" upbringing has led to a crisis. Characterized by underemployment, being over-medicated, and a permanent housing crisis, they are stuck in endless adult "side quests" without a clear path to success, leaving the generation in significant trouble.

7 First Ladies Who Are Actually Men—GWU! Transvestigation Exclusive

The evil gender inversion of political transwives is all part of a larger plan to pervert humanity while enriching the global elite and bankrupting morality as outlined by GWU! gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.

Confessions of a Crypto Rug Puller: $TRUMP Coin Exposed!!!

Posing as the son of a Nigerian Prince, it wasn’t hard for me to infiltrate the crypto community, says Johnny Jock, who went deep undercover into the dark and ruthless world of crypto shit coins.

President Trump Cancels Toronto Pride

Trump's DEI policies, corporate sponsor withdrawals, financial crisis, Pride Toronto cuts, local artists, $300,000 shortfall, political pressure, community refocus, government bailout, LGBTQ+ celebration. #PrideTorontoCrisis #DEIUnderFire #CorporateSponsorExit #BackToPrideRoots

Doctor Who Battles Cancellation as Villainous ‘Agenda’ Alienates Fans 

Doctor Who faces cancellation as woke storylines alienate fans, causing ratings to plummet. Critics blame gender politics, preachy tone, and poor leadership for the show’s decline. 

Crummy Rainbow Bakery Fails As Wokeness Goes Stale

In a queer turn of events, Rainbow Delights Bakery, a once-thriving local Boston business known for its vibrant cakes and pastries, has announced its...

Worcester Goes Woke: Politicians Declare City ‘Trans Sanctuary’

Worcester declares itself a "trans sanctuary," barring out-of-state access to gender-transition data and defying federal policies. Critics call it a woke stunt, while supporters hail it as a stand for BLT+ rights.

James Bond Producer Blows Up Amazon’s Attempt to Wokify 007

Behind the scenes Bond girl Barbara Broccoli shoots down Amazons plans for 'woke' Bond projects.

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