WOKE AMAZON BULLIED into humiliating James Bond U-turn! The streaming giant was forced to surrender after fans erupted over its pathetic gun-free 007 posters.

Pop Princess Katy Perry is in for a world of sexual and emotional disappointment with her new lover, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, according to a celebrity sex expert!!!

Millennials, once considered a special generation, now face adulthood's harsh reality. Their "you can do anything" upbringing has led to a crisis. Characterized by underemployment, being over-medicated, and a permanent housing crisis, they are stuck in endless adult "side quests" without a clear path to success, leaving the generation in significant trouble.

The sudden cancellation of Jimmy Kimmel Live! comes after the humorless hosts controversial on-air remarks about the recent murder of conservative activist Charlie Kirk triggered a massive backlash. The move is being celebrated by many who view it as cancel culture finally coming full circle, as one of late-night's biggest names is silenced in the latest must-see TV controversy.

While the phrase "finance a burrito" is typically a joke, the concept of paying for small purchases in installments or "Buy Now, Pay Later" (BNPL) has become wildly popular, especially among the terminally online and always broke GenZ set.

The evil gender inversion of political transwives is all part of a larger plan to pervert humanity while enriching the global elite and bankrupting morality as outlined by GWU! gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.

Posing as the son of a Nigerian Prince, it wasn’t hard for me to infiltrate the crypto community, says Johnny Jock, who went deep undercover into the dark and ruthless world of crypto shit coins.

MAGA Catholics breathing smoke as Chicago-born Pope embraces globalism, open borders & leftist agendas—betraying Trump’s America First doctrine. Everyday faithful vow to defend tradition against Vatican’s woke revolt.

Amid political turmoil and social instability, many Americans are wondering if the true state of the nation is actually a fascist state. Take the GWU! Quiz to find out where you stand!!!

During a trip to Vermont, Toby P. Gelman finds himself at a Marc Maron comedy show, only to find they have more in common than they think.