Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

GWU! schools parents who think their child might just be in a Somali daycare.

Rice and bananas are being served up in this insane but oddly appealing first person narrative of a Somali Learing Center owner.

We’re blowing the lid off the sinister syndicates run by the likes of Anthony Fauci, Greta Thunberg, Michael Moore, Dolly Parton, and Elon Musk—revealing the master plans they don't want you to see!"

GWU! unwraps the true meaning of Christmas as its woke enemies lay down their chubby arms.

Canadian creators, who haven’t been funny since Mike Myers was relevant, have their passive-aggressive elbows up over the Franklin funny.

SWIFT’S SINKING SHIP! REAL-LIFE PROOF SIDNEY S-WINNEY IS ECLIPSING FADING POP STAR! We've got receipts for GWU! Fact-checked exposé reveals Sweeney's dominance in every arena of awesomeness!

WOKE AMAZON BULLIED into humiliating James Bond U-turn! The streaming giant was forced to surrender after fans erupted over its pathetic gun-free 007 posters.

Pop Princess Katy Perry is in for a world of sexual and emotional disappointment with her new lover, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, according to a celebrity sex expert!!!

Millennials, once considered a special generation, now face adulthood's harsh reality. Their "you can do anything" upbringing has led to a crisis. Characterized by underemployment, being over-medicated, and a permanent housing crisis, they are stuck in endless adult "side quests" without a clear path to success, leaving the generation in significant trouble.