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What to Bring to a Millennial Pity Party

Millennials, once considered a special generation, now face adulthood's harsh reality. Their "you can do anything" upbringing has led to a crisis. Characterized by underemployment, being over-medicated, and a permanent housing crisis, they are stuck in endless adult "side quests" without a clear path to success, leaving the generation in significant trouble.

Charlie Kirk is Alive!!!

Charlie Kirk's devoted followers can rejoice. The 'truth-telling prophet' is alive, enjoying his secluded resort 'afterlife' off Venezuela, reportedly relaxing with other extracted celebrities like JonBenét Ramsey.

Why Israel Killed Charlie Kirk: 5 Reasons Revealed by CIA

Five reasons why Israel killed Charlie Kirk, revealed by a former CIA operative. Tyler Robinson is a patsy, says expert.

Howard Stern the Latest Left “Celebrity” to be Fired!

Howard Stern’s $500M SiriusXM deal may collapse as insiders say his ‘woke’ politics hurt his value. ‘The tide is turning—audiences want entertainment, not activism,’ a media exec reveals.

How ‘Financing a Burrito’ Is Bankrupting GenZ 

While the phrase "finance a burrito" is typically a joke, the concept of paying for small purchases in installments or "Buy Now, Pay Later" (BNPL) has become wildly popular, especially among the terminally online and always broke GenZ set.

Black DEI Hires Called “Lazy,” “Slow,” and “Dumb”

After George Floyd’s death, Jamal Washington went from dollar store night security guard to million dollar fintech CEO—now he’s turning corporate America upside down. “This ain’t equity,” he tells GWU! “It’s a heist.”

Marc Maron Is Actually Pretty Funny… After All the TDS Drivel: Says Boomer

During a trip to Vermont, Toby P. Gelman finds himself at a Marc Maron comedy show, only to find they have more in common than they think.

American Families Rescuing Victims of Canada’s Radical Leftist Agenda

Canadians flee Trudeau’s woke dystopia as Carney’s regime imposes censorship, crippling taxes, and DEI madness. Heroic red-state families offer refuge—deprogramming refugees with BBQ, freedom, and the Second Amendment.

California Liberals Spend to Smash Cybertrucks in So-Called ‘Safe Space’

Berkeley’s wokest ‘rage room’ charges liberals $50 to smash Trump effigies—because nothing cures TDS like a sledgehammer and a Cybertruck part. GWU! investigates the lucrative business of monetizing liberal meltdowns.

Patriot Faces Prison for Standing Up for Hero Sir John A. Macdonald

Canadian patriot Daniel Tate faces jail for defying ‘woke’ tyranny—scrawling ‘Free John’ on boxed-up Sir John A. Macdonald statue! ‘They’re erasing history!’ #FreeJohn explodes online!

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