Yuri Petrov

Lake America Great Again

America's faux-polite neighbors to the north are clutching their pearls and fainting onto their poutine over President Trump's executive order officially changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.

Amelia: Purple-haired alt-right Baddie Storms Internet

How a UK Home Office 'villain' named Amelia, designed to teach teens about extremism, was reborn as a viral alt-goth meme of British pride & anti-establishment defiance. The inside story of the latest memetic war.

Is the NFL Rigged? Our Sports Insiders say: Touchdown!!!

Fans claim the NFL is rigged like the WWE, with scripted storylines & fixed outcomes for ratings. Explore the evidence behind the sports entertainment theory.

Franklin Book Parody Draws Canuck Snowfake Meltdownz

Canadian creators, who haven’t been funny since Mike Myers was relevant, have their passive-aggressive elbows up over the Franklin funny.

American Catholics Confess: New Pope Can Go to Hell!!!

MAGA Catholics breathing smoke as Chicago-born Pope embraces globalism, open borders & leftist agendas—betraying Trump’s America First doctrine. Everyday faithful vow to defend tradition against Vatican’s woke revolt.