Will this ICE meltdown heat up or cool down America's immigration climate change? Our Wokesperts™ are taking the temperature of the issue and all the newstainment for this January 12th–18th edition of the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Canadian retailers have been pivoting to replace “Elbows Up” with the classic red-and-white gear, proving that Canadians will always buy whatever they’re told to, whether it’s socialism, vaccines, or last-minute nationalism. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

With the long-awaited Canadian election to take place Monday, April 28, the answer couldn’t be clearer. The country needs a change. Troublingly, polite Canadians still seem preoccupied with Donald Trump’s 51st state trolling. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.