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Who Will Replace President Joe Biden?

Just over half way through his term Joe Biden is racking up an impressive list—of reasons to be replaced! Already no spring chicken at...

Queen Elizabeth II Wanted Meghan to Succeed

The Queen of England is dead and her eldest son Charles has taken the throne as King. Um, blatant nepotism aside, can I just...

Remake of Robin Hood Updated with BIPOC Cast

A modern day take on the heroic children’s story Robin Hood and His Band of Merry Men will be the latest victim of woke...

Disney+ She-Hulk A Smash Hit with Marvel Fans 

The latest Disney+ series set in the MCU verse, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is sadly getting review-bombed by manbaby misogynists and alt-right bigots acting...

10 Woke CBC TV Shows Cancelled Before Filming

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) is rumoured to have some mega woke insane TV shows in active development due to rushed diversity and inclusion...

CBC’s 10 Secret Woke Fall TV Shows Leaked

With the recent mandate for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to increase its diversity programming by 30% this fall, the state-funded media corporation is scrambling...

The Government MAiD Me Kill Myself

Thanks to government messaging around COVID-19, Tracey Thompson wants to die.  Thompson, a 50-year-old living in Toronto, says “Long Covid” and a lack of adequate...

Will COVID-19 Jabs Become the New Morning After Pill?

In states where abortion is now illegal, some women, including Austin, Texas resident Meghan Polly, are turning to COVID-19 vaccines for solutions. Particularly after...

I’m Just Trying To Keep Everyone Safe, By Keeping Them Away From Me

So, my boomer gammon parents held an intervention over Zoom because APPARENTLY I’m “obsessed” with Covid and it’s “Hurting the people around me”!!  I don’t...

Crazy ‘HR Lady’ Viral Video Against Freedom

A Human Resources recruiter, also known as the 'Crazy HR Lady,' is in hot water for a chilling video she posted to social media...
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