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Increasing Vaccine Injury Is Causing More People to be Reflexxive

First there was NFL player Damar Hamlin suffering a cardiac arrest on national television; a week later Canadian reporter Jessica Robb had a mysterious...

Dr. Robert Malone Goes Crazy Over CDC Language Control

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has dictated a new guide on how it wants people to speak. And it has tongues...

Christmas Is Cancelled, Says Grinch Judge

Terrace, BC, is the latest casualty in the war on Christmas that is raging in cities around the world. The rural town, located north...

Mask Mandate Mocked by University Students 

Kamil Bachouchi, a fourth year student at Wilfrid Laurier University, has worn ziplock bags, buckets and even exotic fruit as a way to both...

CUPE Union Duped Us Into Supporting Them

Guest Commentary by Gino Giovanni I never thought I’d be the kinda guy who would expose the absolute failure of organized labour. I’m 26 and...

Online Dating Sites Finding Unvaxxed in High Demand

A new online dating trend is finding more and more people are selecting unvaccinated or self-described ‘pure bloods’ over vaccinated partners.  “It’s a big change...

Top Ten Most Canceled Halloween Costumes

Get Woke Up! to the Top Ten creepiest canceled Halloween costumes that you should definitely dress up as this year!

Vegans Have A Bigger Carbon Footprint Than They Think

With COVID-19 over and Russia taking control of Ukraine, shrinking your carbon footprint has become the next current thing. But before you begin measuring...

Cancelling Thanksgiving and Other Colonial Holidays

I’m madder than a dirty bird in need of a clean over the way the woke are washing us of our days of significance,...

A GWU! Guide to All 72 Genders

Remember when you were at the department store as a kid shopping for clothes with your mom? There were only two aisles, men and...
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