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Mask Mandate Mocked by University Students 

Kamil Bachouchi, a fourth year student at Wilfrid Laurier University, has worn ziplock bags, buckets and even exotic fruit as a way to both...

CUPE Union Duped Us Into Supporting Them

Guest Commentary by Gino Giovanni I never thought I’d be the kinda guy who would expose the absolute failure of organized labour. I’m 26 and...

Online Dating Sites Finding Unvaxxed in High Demand

A new online dating trend is finding more and more people are selecting unvaccinated or self-described ‘pure bloods’ over vaccinated partners.  “It’s a big change...

Top Ten Most Canceled Halloween Costumes

Get Woke Up! to the Top Ten creepiest canceled Halloween costumes that you should definitely dress up as this year!

Vegans Have A Bigger Carbon Footprint Than They Think

With COVID-19 over and Russia taking control of Ukraine, shrinking your carbon footprint has become the next current thing. But before you begin measuring...

Cancelling Thanksgiving and Other Colonial Holidays

I’m madder than a dirty bird in need of a clean over the way the woke are washing us of our days of significance,...

A GWU! Guide to All 72 Genders

Remember when you were at the department store as a kid shopping for clothes with your mom? There were only two aisles, men and...

Who Will Replace President Joe Biden?

Just over half way through his term Joe Biden is racking up an impressive list—of reasons to be replaced! Already no spring chicken at...

Queen Elizabeth II Wanted Meghan to Succeed

The Queen of England is dead and her eldest son Charles has taken the throne as King. Um, blatant nepotism aside, can I just...

Remake of Robin Hood Updated with BIPOC Cast

A modern day take on the heroic children’s story Robin Hood and His Band of Merry Men will be the latest victim of woke...
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