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Daryn Jones is a digital artifact. At age 17 the Sacramento high school student isn’t on social media and doesn’t even have a smartphone....

Cleopatra Got E-Gypped by Hollywoke’s Jada Pinkett Smith

There’s no de-nile, Netflix is being tut-tuted for its ‘Egyptface’ in the casting of a English-Black actress as Cleopatra in the streaming services' new...

Drag Queen Story Hour Has Scared My Son Straight

Janet Rosenberg was in for the shock of a lifetime when she attended her son's parent-teacher interviews at his primary school last month. Despite...

A Mostly Dead Woke Reimagining of The Princess Bride is Inconceivable

I'd like to share with you the book my father read to me when I was sick. I'm still sick, of course, we all...

Thousands Petition to Remove Nili Kaplan-Myrth from Ottawa School Board

There is a grassroots anti-woke uprising to remove COVID crazy Dr. Nili Kaplan-Myrth as a trustee with the Ottawa-Carleton District School Board (OCDSB) after...

Toronto Top Comic Ben Bankas Making a Joke Out of Mayor’s Race

With a Toronto mayoral election only months away, rising Canadian comedy star Ben Bankas is hoping to hop off the stage and into city...

A GWU! Guide to the History of The Current Thing

Are you having trouble keeping up with the Current Thing? Our Guide to the History of the Current Thing has you covered.

Woke Watch Out: Obama Gets A Degree, Trudeau Practises Nepotism, and Kamala Harris Serves Colbert Word Salad

Keeping It In the Family Beleaguered Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made the unbiased and completely rational choice to appoint former governor general David Johnston...

They/Them resumes get filed under G for Garbage

A recent report has found that more and more applicants who distinguish themselves as non-binary on their resumes are being rejected by potential employers. According...

The Hits, but Mostly Flops of the 95th Oscars

The 95th Academy Awards came and went without any fist-a-cuffs, but that didn’t stop Hollywood’s staged affair and Climate Change platform from proving that...
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