Politics

Colonizer Clothing Line Settles Complex Issue of White Privilege, says White Chick

Colonizer clothing: How do you solve hundreds of years of genocide and oppression? Buy a T-shirt!!!

How I Lost 30 lbs with the Gaza Hunger Strike Diet! 

Pro-Palestine protestors declare an intifada on their Gaza Gut with trending starvation diet solution.

Campus Cop Exposes Naked Truth about Gaza University Protests!

Sex, lies, videotape: Campus cop exposes the naked truth about Gaza University Protests!

Alex Jones Could Beat Justin Trudeau in next election: Poll 

New poll shows Infowars host Alex Jones more popular than Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

What the Tweak Is Wrong with Twitchy Chrystia Freeland?

Chrystia Freeland's political future is shaky, but so is her health, states a Montreal doctor who is snitching on "Freeland’s twitching."

Free Speech Fails Canadian Teachers with 1984 Lesson

A woke union boss is warning teachers they could be disciplined for exercising their freedom of speech. according to a leaked memo.

Top 5 Political Playbook Betting Odds

Odds are that 2024 will be the wildest years for political upsets, and we've got all the hits and misses!

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Card

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

Pardon the Gazaruption, says Boomer to Hamas Hipsters

I’m madder than a doctor without a passport at a border, over the way these woke Liberal leftists are blocking traffic, holding up banks,...

Going to War for Palestine Against the Terminally Online

After a brief period of intense soul searching, I have finally decided on what flag I’ll be putting in my X bio. It seems...

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