Monkey Business

A foodies guide to the hottest culturally appropriated joints in America 

After Simu Liu attempted to crush a small business for appropriation, GWU! uncovered many businesses that are appropriating ethnic delicacies and loving it!

Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list

Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list: I beg your pardon? Is Biden considering clemency for these criminals!?!

Obituary: The Mainstream Media (1920–2024)

GWU! remembers and spits on the grave of the mainstream media which recently died a long, slow and deservedly painful death.

Trudeau shakes off terrorism while partying at Taylor Swift concert

Teenybopper Trudeau was caught shaking it off at a Taylor Swift concert while Montreal was being invaded by Hamas protestors.

DEI is Dying: Corporate America not going back to divisive virtue signaling 

DEI is Dying: Corporate America not going back to divisive virtue signalling: More and more companies were slamming the door on DEI programs after historic 2024 election.

Taylor Swift concert mysteriously forgettable: fans

With Taylor Swift’s Eras tour landing in Toronto and Vancouver for the next five weeks, doctors are warning parents about a new medical risk that could affect their teenage daughters called Swiftnesia. 

Doctors in Canada MAID to Murder by Government

New law in Quebec , Canada allows doctors to euthanize patients without fully informed consent in end of life procedure ... AKA Murder.

Dem Election Watch Party Turns into Horror Show

Dem election watch party turns into horror show: Sorority sisters across the country were in mourning after Orange Man crushed and crashed woke party.

13 ‘Deplorable, Hitlerian, Garbage’ celebrities for Trump GWU! can trust!

13 deplorable, Hitlerian, garage celebrities for Trump that GWU! can trust: From hit TV shows to top albums to championship teams these are the folks you should be watching and listening to on Election Day!!!

Simu Liu’s unhinged boba tea meltdown sinks small business

A small bubble tea business is trying to stay afloat after C-list actor Simu Liu accused the company of cultural appropriation. Whatever the hell that is!

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