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A MAGA Guide to keeping the peace over the holidays with a Harris voter  

Worried about what happens when a mask wearing vegan Dem shows up for the holidays? Our MAGA guide will help you get through every lefty pitfall from Gaza to the border.

Trouble in paradise: Soyboy Trudeau forced to choose between Freeland and Joly

Canadian Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland gets dumped by man-boy PM Justin Trudeau in favor of younger blonde sycophant.

Top Secret US Invasion Plans Of Canada Leaked

US General: Invasion of Canada is a “likely scenario”: Canada is basically Cuba with snow, fires retired US General T.B. Gentes!!!

US General: invasion of Canada is a “likely scenario”

US General T.B. Gentes echoes Trump’s belief that Canada could become the 51st US state in the very near future.

LGBTQ gang commits state-sanctioned shakedown of mayor

Small town Canadian mayor has bank account garnished for not paying the LGBTQ mafia.

A foodies guide to the hottest culturally appropriated joints in America 

After Simu Liu attempted to crush a small business for appropriation, GWU! uncovered many businesses that are appropriating ethnic delicacies and loving it!

Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list

Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list: I beg your pardon? Is Biden considering clemency for these criminals!?!

Obituary: The Mainstream Media (1920–2024)

GWU! remembers and spits on the grave of the mainstream media which recently died a long, slow and deservedly painful death.

Trudeau shakes off terrorism while partying at Taylor Swift concert

Teenybopper Trudeau was caught shaking it off at a Taylor Swift concert while Montreal was being invaded by Hamas protestors.

DEI is Dying: Corporate America not going back to divisive virtue signaling 

DEI is Dying: Corporate America not going back to divisive virtue signalling: More and more companies were slamming the door on DEI programs after historic 2024 election.
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