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Oprah and Whoopi’s Oscar Ego-Off Chews the Scenery

Was Oprah and Whoopi’s “tense” moment while honoring Quincy Jones less about celebrating a legend and more about celebrating themselves? I’m Clammy J. Byner,...

Let’s Play Oscar BINGO!

Chaos reigns as Anora and The Brutalist vie for glory. Will Timothée Chalamet triumph? Play GWU! Oscar Bingo for cringe speeches and wild surprises!

President Trump Cancels Toronto Pride

Trump's DEI policies, corporate sponsor withdrawals, financial crisis, Pride Toronto cuts, local artists, $300,000 shortfall, political pressure, community refocus, government bailout, LGBTQ+ celebration. #PrideTorontoCrisis #DEIUnderFire #CorporateSponsorExit #BackToPrideRoots

Women Lying About Vaccine Status to Win Over Based Bros.

Sandra & Debbie, vaccinated and single, lie about their vax status to date anti-vax men. Women like them are boosting dating sites like Unjected, with serious side effects!!!

Doctor Who Battles Cancellation as Villainous ‘Agenda’ Alienates Fans 

Doctor Who faces cancellation as woke storylines alienate fans, causing ratings to plummet. Critics blame gender politics, preachy tone, and poor leadership for the show’s decline. 

Joe Biden’s Hollyweird Post Presidency Plans 

Find out what development deals Biden is rumored to be negotiating in order to continue his criminal grifting and propagandizing as the new king of all media with our speculating gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.  

CDC Teaches Propaganda in American Classrooms

The CDC’s K-12 educational materials, including the graphic novel Operation Outbreak, are under fire for promoting fear, compliance, and vaccination while ignoring holistic health. 

My Wife Is in Love with a Right-Wing Chatbot!!

Reader worries after Chad, a quirky AI bot, turned his wife into a Trump supporter, spouting “alternative facts,” MAGA memes, and defending Elon Musk. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Ex-President Biden Cashes-in with Hollywood Agent

Biden joins Hollywood’s CAA to cash in post-presidency amid scrutiny over family’s shady foreign deals and Ivy League paydays. #Biden #CAA #Hollywood #Scandal #BigMoney

Bureaucrat Dems in panic mode over Trump/Musk Administrative State “Coup”

Elon Musk and Trump team up to dismantle the Deep State, sparking leftist meltdowns. A bold move to return power to the people! #Musk #Trump #DrainTheSwamp #AmericaFirst #FreeSpeech #Midterms2025

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