Monkey Business

It’s Time to Rewrite the Woke Story

I’m more confused than a prosthetic breast resting on the chest of male woodworking teacher Kyla Lemieux about the way the woke are saying...

Vaccine PSA Pushing Vax on Kids Gets Pulled

Left-wing, lockdown crazy Toronto Public Health has pulled down an outrageous, over-the-top and out-of-line vax public service announcement implying that children should stay indoors...

House of Trudeau Is Losing Support From Party Faithful

After the landslide victory by Pierre Poilievre, some members of the Trudeau government are saying that their silver spoon ruler may be too woke!...

Behind the Scenes of Hilarious Deepfake Video starring ‘Justin Trudeau’

It’s real! A real deepfake that is!! Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is the latest “celebrity” to have his image and voice deepfaked on Alex WoodsZ...

Why Go Grey If You Don’t Have To?

I’m more irritated than an ingrown hair on a wooly mammoth over the recent ageism campaign by the woke left. Why just the other day...

10 Woke CBC TV Shows Cancelled Before Filming

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) is rumoured to have some mega woke insane TV shows in active development due to rushed diversity and inclusion...

CBC’s 10 Secret Woke Fall TV Shows Leaked

With the recent mandate for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to increase its diversity programming by 30% this fall, the state-funded media corporation is scrambling...

Quiet Quitting Is the New Normal

Quiet Quitting is loudly becoming the newest trend in offices across the country. The phrase, made famous by Chinese-run TikTok, is when a worker...

Covid Crazy Canadian Comic shop boots UK Tourists

Captain Bill Agnew loves masked comicbook characters, but this summer the British naval hero found himself fighting back against the villains of Strange Adventures—a...

Trump’s Qmmunity Riots Over Peaceful FBI Raid

No one is above the law. That’s the key thing to remember here when we discuss the stunning and brave FBI raid on Trump’s...
Load more

Sign up and get GWU!'s Breaking the Narrative and Weird Week in Woke Digest sent to your inbox.