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‘Died Suddenly’ Film: Documentary or Comedy?

Last night I begrudgingly joined my boomer gammon parxnts and chud brother Kyle for our weekly familx film night. Little did I know that...

The Get Woke Up! November 2022 Newsletter – Elf Unshelfed!!!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, as Blitzen DJs Mad Dug and Anthony of the Woke Up! podcast released a brand new interview with...

Christmas Is Cancelled, Says Grinch Judge

Terrace, BC, is the latest casualty in the war on Christmas that is raging in cities around the world. The rural town, located north...

CUPE Union Duped Us Into Supporting Them

Guest Commentary by Gino Giovanni I never thought I’d be the kinda guy who would expose the absolute failure of organized labour. I’m 26 and...

7 of the Biggest Spreaders of Misinformation that Elon Musk Vows to Cancel

Freedom of speech absolutist and new Twitter owner Elon Musk is making the right changes to the left leaning social media company.  “While Twitter had...

Could New Doctor Who Take the Dying Series Off Life Support?

Doctor Who fans are buzzing with excitement over Rwandan-Scottish actor Ncuti Gatwa taking over as the new Doctor. The handsome young actor, best known...

Dating Up as Economy Heads Down

A recent trend on TikTok is showing that more and more women are dating men with big pay checks over looks, interests, and love....

A Nuclear War Would Destroy All Life On Earth – And Here’s Why That’s A Good Thing!

As tensions rise between Russia and the civilized world, the threat of nuclear Armageddon has never been closer. The Cold War is heating back...

Tire Vandals Deflate Toronto Woman’s SUV

Toronto is the latest city to be targeted by a climate vigilante group that deflates the tires of SUVs.The radical environmental protest group calls...

Learn How Get Woke Up! Readers Used Our ArriveCAN Guide and Beat Trudeau!

Our loyal and dedicated readers have once again beat the tyrannical Trudeau government. The ArriveCAN app, among a handful of other COVID travel restrictions,...
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