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Chess Gets Canceled for Cultural Appropriation

A group of students, activists and table-top gaming enthusiasts in France are calling for a ban on chess citing its cultural appropriation by ‘colonizers.’ The...

COVID Booster Program Fails to Launch

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has pivoted on their earlier recommendations for the COVID Booster vaccine, but experts are telling GWU! the once...

‘Chopsticks’ Trudeau Must Go, Pressure for PM to Step Down Mounts

After a whistle-blower from the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) revealed Chinese Communist Party (CCP) interference in both the 2019 and 2021 Canadian elections,...

Snoop Dogg Store Display Victim of Racism

In a blatant act of prejudice a Georgia grocery store has taken down a display featuring prominent Black entertainer Snoop Dogg during Black History...

7 Real Conspiracies For The UAPs Over America

Remember the good old days when believing in alien life and UFOs painted you as an X-Files obsessed weirdo? You know, the kind of...

John Tory’s Lockdown Lover Unmasked 

Disgraced Mayor John Tory is out of a job with the shocking revelation of his illicit affair with a former City Hall staffer—identified by...

Transgender Character Comes Out In ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ 

The Harry Potter franchise will be introducing the wizarding world’s first transgender character to fans with the release of the ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ video game.  The...

Stephen Colbert and Van Jones Attack Anti-Black Black Cops

Part-time late night host and full-time Pfizer shill Stephen Colbert, along with his race baiting CNN cuck Van Jones are crying a white supremacy...

Trans Skater Slips and Falls in Literal Flag Waving Virtue Signal

A 59-year-old man who claims he is actually a woman recently took to the ice during the opening ceremony for the European Figure Skating...

Keeping Corporations Safe From Project Veritas

Far-right grifters Project Veritas are making news in the conspiracy theory Qmmunity again. This time the Covid-19 deniers have posted videos that allegedly show...
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