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A Mostly Dead Woke Reimagining of The Princess Bride is Inconceivable

I'd like to share with you the book my father read to me when I was sick. I'm still sick, of course, we all...

Justin Trudeau Staged Video with Fake Protestor, Says Film Director

Dictator Justin Trudeau is being accused by a Canadian film director of staging the now famous viral interaction between the prime minister and a...

Twitter Stars Before and After COVID

With Sleepy Joe Biden dismantling his COVID response task force, the world is finally ready to accept that the pandemic is over. (We’ve been...

Anti-Vaxxer Actors Need to Hit the DVD Bargain Bin, Say Karen & Kevin

Dear Karen and Kevin, I’m an avid movie collector. I have over 3000 DVDs, BluRays and even some LaserDiscs. But I’m finding it harder and...

How I Will Save Hollywood From Anti-Woke Haters: Part 1

The roaring successes of the universally loved and critically acclaimed Star Wars sequel trilogy and Phase 4 of the M-SHE-U, (two obscure franchises which...

They/Them resumes get filed under G for Garbage

A recent report has found that more and more applicants who distinguish themselves as non-binary on their resumes are being rejected by potential employers. According...

The Hits, but Mostly Flops of the 95th Oscars

The 95th Academy Awards came and went without any fist-a-cuffs, but that didn’t stop Hollywood’s staged affair and Climate Change platform from proving that...

Chess Gets Canceled for Cultural Appropriation

A group of students, activists and table-top gaming enthusiasts in France are calling for a ban on chess citing its cultural appropriation by ‘colonizers.’ The...

COVID Booster Program Fails to Launch

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has pivoted on their earlier recommendations for the COVID Booster vaccine, but experts are telling GWU! the once...

‘Chopsticks’ Trudeau Must Go, Pressure for PM to Step Down Mounts

After a whistle-blower from the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) revealed Chinese Communist Party (CCP) interference in both the 2019 and 2021 Canadian elections,...
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