Monkey Business

Cleopatra Got E-Gypped by Hollywoke’s Jada Pinkett Smith

There’s no de-nile, Netflix is being tut-tuted for its ‘Egyptface’ in the casting of a English-Black actress as Cleopatra in the streaming services' new...

School Equity Administrator ‘Liked’ Porn Tweet

In support of moms on Mother's Day, York Region District School Board Associate Director, Cecil Roach appears to have paid tribute to the marginalized...

Mother’s Day Canceled at School by Woke Adults

Students from a Toronto, Canada, school are shocked and angered that their special Mother’s Day tribute message posted to Kew Beach Junior Public School’s...

‘Trudeau Crown’ Breaks Royal Rule of Canada

The Northern socialist nation of Canada has revealed its newly updated official Coat of Arms consisting of a crown modified with a snowflake and...

Striking Writers Judge Woke Scripts Can Save Hollywood

As I stand united with the working class Hollywood hero scribes (from behind my keyboard) I worry over what improvised toxic garbage will take...

A Mostly Dead Woke Reimagining of The Princess Bride is Inconceivable

I'd like to share with you the book my father read to me when I was sick. I'm still sick, of course, we all...

Justin Trudeau Staged Video with Fake Protestor, Says Film Director

Dictator Justin Trudeau is being accused by a Canadian film director of staging the now famous viral interaction between the prime minister and a...

Twitter Stars Before and After COVID

With Sleepy Joe Biden dismantling his COVID response task force, the world is finally ready to accept that the pandemic is over. (We’ve been...

Anti-Vaxxer Actors Need to Hit the DVD Bargain Bin, Say Karen & Kevin

Dear Karen and Kevin, I’m an avid movie collector. I have over 3000 DVDs, BluRays and even some LaserDiscs. But I’m finding it harder and...

How I Will Save Hollywood From Anti-Woke Haters: Part 1

The roaring successes of the universally loved and critically acclaimed Star Wars sequel trilogy and Phase 4 of the M-SHE-U, (two obscure franchises which...
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