Monkey Business

15 Days in a 15 Minute City: Or How I Spent My Summer Vacation

I hope y’all went on nice holidays this summer, because they might be your last. We all have to do our bit to fight...

New Woke Fall TV Lineup Despite Writers Strike

As the Writers Guild of America enter their fourth month of a strike against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, Hollyweird is...

We Are Officially in a Transession

American corporations have been seeing red as their sales and stocks continue to bleed all over Pride month (can somebody get them a feminine...

How to Identify a They/Them

The 72 gender crowd is always demanding to ‘be seen’ but for normal people, it can be difficult to identify the sheep of this...

How to Never Get Canceled: A GWU! Guide 

When Major League Baseball player Anthony Bass was canceled by the Blue Jays for sharing a video deemed to be ‘transhate’ he followed the team's...

Cleopatra Got E-Gypped by Hollywoke’s Jada Pinkett Smith

There’s no de-nile, Netflix is being tut-tuted for its ‘Egyptface’ in the casting of a English-Black actress as Cleopatra in the streaming services' new...

School Equity Administrator ‘Liked’ Porn Tweet

In support of moms on Mother's Day, York Region District School Board Associate Director, Cecil Roach appears to have paid tribute to the marginalized...

Mother’s Day Canceled at School by Woke Adults

Students from a Toronto, Canada, school are shocked and angered that their special Mother’s Day tribute message posted to Kew Beach Junior Public School’s...

‘Trudeau Crown’ Breaks Royal Rule of Canada

The Northern socialist nation of Canada has revealed its newly updated official Coat of Arms consisting of a crown modified with a snowflake and...

Striking Writers Judge Woke Scripts Can Save Hollywood

As I stand united with the working class Hollywood hero scribes (from behind my keyboard) I worry over what improvised toxic garbage will take...
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