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OBITUARY: Death of GWU! Columnist Doreen Trudeau not caused by vaccine: Experts

Doreen Trudeau passed away in Boca Raton, Florida, in late January while cycling to work.

6 People Trump May Lock Up To Make America Great Again

Making America great again: Celebrities, politicians and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Trump takes back his country!

Elmo Canceled After Monster Meltdown on Live TV!

Larry David strangled Elmo on NBC's Today Show after the puppet advocated for mental health and vaccinations, sparking controversy.

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Card

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

‘Lazy Girl’ Job Now Identifies As He/Him ‘Lazy Boy’

William Bossy, once fired for refusing a vaccine, embraced "lazy girl jobs" for work-life balance, starting the trend "Bros. Before Workplace-Clothes."

TV Networks panic to rush garbage woke shows to screens

TV networks panic to rush garbage woke shows to screens: Classic sitcoms get woke rejig after writers’ strike.

7 Anne of Green Gables Novels Going Woke!

With the news of the historic Anne of Green Gables tourist site in Prince Edward Island, Canada, going woke to satisfy the demands of...

I Am Willing to Die for More DEI

There’s been a lot of negativity surrounding the implementation of DEI (Diversity, Equity and Inclusion) policies lately, particularly in regards to LGBTQIA+ airlines like...

WEF Round Up: Yemen in Women’s Sports and COVID Cold Shoulders!

What is a woman, the Red Sea, and COVID were final day topics at the World Economic Forum in Davos. Thank Klaus that I...

Mexican Migrants Who Dug NYC Jewish Tunnels Break Their Silence

Jew got to be kidding me: Illegal Mexican laborers behind the secret labyrinth of tunnels under a New York City synagogue are breaking their silence over their part in what the media have dubbed, ‘Rabbiholes’.

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