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Trump Threatens to Imprison Political Enemies

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

The Stars and Stripes Won’t Ruin Our Memorial Day Weekend

How can I stop racism from ruining my family vacation? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin platform their extreme, extremist take.

Colonizer Clothing Line Settles Complex Issue of White Privilege, says White Chick

Colonizer clothing: How do you solve hundreds of years of genocide and oppression? Buy a T-shirt!!!

How I Lost 30 lbs with the Gaza Hunger Strike Diet! 

Pro-Palestine protestors declare an intifada on their Gaza Gut with trending starvation diet solution.

Campus Cop Exposes Naked Truth about Gaza University Protests!

Sex, lies, videotape: Campus cop exposes the naked truth about Gaza University Protests!

Alex Jones Could Beat Justin Trudeau in next election: Poll 

New poll shows Infowars host Alex Jones more popular than Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Tucker Carlson Is Dividing My Family. Make it stop!

How can I stop Tucker Carlson from ruining my family? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin platform their extreme, extremist take.

A GWU! (Student) Guide to Avoiding Gaza Protests  

Three brave university students lecture how to push back on their protesting peers intifada on education.

Air Canada Survivor: “Chief Woodhouse’s Antics Put Our Lives in Danger!!!”

Tomahawk-sized Indigenous air rage: Chief Woodhouse’s antics put our lives in danger!!!

Woke Pioneer Museum Transitions from Ancestral Deadname: ‘Pioneer’

Canada's Black Creek Pioneer Village drops ‘pioneer’ from name to boost Indigenous, Black, and BLT++ voices. 

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