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Tumbler Ridge Trans Teen Murdered by Mean Media

Reader worries about the trans victim in the Tumbler Ridge shooting. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Warm Her Icey Heart with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Card

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

10 signs that your son Timmy goes to a Somali daycare

GWU! schools parents who think their child might just be in a Somali daycare.

A Day In My life as a Somali Scamster

Rice and bananas are being served up in this insane but oddly appealing first person narrative of a Somali Learing Center owner.

Live and Lear: How Pro-Somali Scam Protestor Got Iced

Johnny Jock goes undercover in the ICE freezer and discovers that these bros are just trying to Make America Great Again.

6 More Third-World States Trump Set to Liberate

President Trump is set to spread his unique brand of freedom through occupation to six more countries, retired General T.B. Gentes dishes to GWU! in this exclusive.

9 Conspiracy Theories That Will Come True in 2026

From Bondi Beach to Charlie Kirk to Taylor Swift, GWU! has all the 2026 conspiracy theory spoiler alerts to prep you to be the smartest man in the 2026 room!!!

10 Super-Enemies of Humanity

We’re blowing the lid off the sinister syndicates run by the likes of Anthony Fauci, Greta Thunberg, Michael Moore, Dolly Parton, and Elon Musk—revealing the master plans they don't want you to see!"

The War on Christmas Is Over! 

GWU! unwraps the true meaning of Christmas as its woke enemies lay down their chubby arms.

Franklin Book Parody Draws Canuck Snowfake Meltdownz

Canadian creators, who haven’t been funny since Mike Myers was relevant, have their passive-aggressive elbows up over the Franklin funny.

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