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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Goes Balls Deep

In a splash in the face to women around the world, Sports Illustrated (SI) has once again chosen a male to be their female...

Cleopatra Got E-Gypped by Hollywoke’s Jada Pinkett Smith

There’s no de-nile, Netflix is being tut-tuted for its ‘Egyptface’ in the casting of a English-Black actress as Cleopatra in the streaming services' new...

Striking Writers Judge Woke Scripts Can Save Hollywood

As I stand united with the working class Hollywood hero scribes (from behind my keyboard) I worry over what improvised toxic garbage will take...

Twitter Stars Before and After COVID

With Sleepy Joe Biden dismantling his COVID response task force, the world is finally ready to accept that the pandemic is over. (We’ve been...

Luke Skywalker Plays Mind Trick on Ukrainian Rebels

The ‘rebel’ citizens of Ukraine now have a propaganda Jedi mind trickster on their side. Mark Hamill, the actor who played the dashing young...

Woke Scripts Are The Only Way to Save The Movies From Fans

The absurd claim that woke Hollywood properties aren’t making money and that’s why studios and executives are pulling back from the light veers dangerously...

How I Will Save Hollywood From Anti-Woke Haters: Part 1

The roaring successes of the universally loved and critically acclaimed Star Wars sequel trilogy and Phase 4 of the M-SHE-U, (two obscure franchises which...

GWU! Goes Black To The White Movies

As woke Hollywood fills their BIPOC mandate to cram writers’ rooms full of 50% people of colour, they’ve also begun to remake classics with...

Drew Barrymore Takes the Knee and Swallows Trans Woman’s Junk

ET star and former child actor rehab regular Drew Barrymore recently welcomed man dressed as a woman TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney to her afternoon...

A GWU! Guide to the History of The Current Thing

Are you having trouble keeping up with the Current Thing? Our Guide to the History of the Current Thing has you covered.
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