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Inside the Katy Perry Justin Trudeau Romance

Pop Princess Katy Perry is in for a world of sexual and emotional disappointment with her new lover, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, according to a celebrity sex expert!!!

Jimmy Kimmel Dies Suddenly 

The sudden cancellation of Jimmy Kimmel Live! comes after the humorless hosts controversial on-air remarks about the recent murder of conservative activist Charlie Kirk triggered a massive backlash. The move is being celebrated by many who view it as cancel culture finally coming full circle, as one of late-night's biggest names is silenced in the latest must-see TV controversy.

Did All-Female ‘Astronaut’ Celebs Really Go to Space?

GWU exposes Blue Origin's "all-female spaceflight" as a Bezos-backed Hollywood hoax—flatter than Earth, faker than Katy Perry’s acting, with green-screen "astronauts" cashing checks, and filling DEI quotas.

Divisive New Disney Snow White Remake Separates American Families

Woke Snow White reboot putting red families to sleep while stirring up blue families.

Irish Punch Drunk Mad Over Rosie O’Donnell’s Fake Refugee Claim

Refugee Rosie O’Donnell’s move to the Emerald Isle sparks outrage among anti-immigration activists: “We’re tired of refugees invading our country!”

Newly Installed PM Mark Carney Orders Canadians to Attack “Elbows Up!”

So-called Prime Minister Mark Carney’s “Elbows Up!” war cry has Canadians channeling their inner Gordie Howe, while Americans are all like “Who the hell is Gordie Howe?” Plus Mike Myers elbows his way back into late-night "comedy."

Love Is Blind Gals Say “I Do” to Woke Mind Virus

Sara and Ben’s Love Is Blind romance crumbled over woke ideology, while Devin was left at the altar when Virginia fled over his family’s Trump support. Is love now a political battleground?

Oprah and Whoopi’s Oscar Ego-Off Chews the Scenery

Was Oprah and Whoopi’s “tense” moment while honoring Quincy Jones less about celebrating a legend and more about celebrating themselves? I’m Clammy J. Byner,...

Fed Employee Email Responses to DOGE Boss Elon Musk: Leaked

Federal employees fumed as Elon Musk demanded they detail their daily tasks—and the results were shocking! From coffee break debates to paperclip mysteries, GWU! exposes all the absurdity.

Doctor Who Battles Cancellation as Villainous ‘Agenda’ Alienates Fans 

Doctor Who faces cancellation as woke storylines alienate fans, causing ratings to plummet. Critics blame gender politics, preachy tone, and poor leadership for the show’s decline. 

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