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John Tory’s Lockdown Lover Unmasked

Disgraced Mayor John Tory is out of a job with the shocking revelation of his illicit affair with a former City Hall staffer—identified by...

Students Against Mandates Fall In Love with Vaxentine’s Day Cards

A group of students fighting school mask mandates (yes, those are still a thing) are proving to be mandate heart breakers with their hilariously...

Royal Family Warns of Dangers of Pfizer Vaccine

Thailand has become the first country attempting to ban the COVID-19 Pfizer vaccine after heir to the throne, Princess Bajrakitiyabha Narendira Debyavati, fell into...

Ottawa Doc’s Tweets Are Making People Question Pandemic Protocols

Nili Kaplan-Myrth, a family physician in Ottawa, Canada, spent most of the pandemic trying to help people, but after a recent tirade of tweets,...

Keeping Corporations Safe From Project Veritas

Far-right grifters Project Veritas are making news in the conspiracy theory Qmmunity again. This time the Covid-19 deniers have posted videos that allegedly show...

Video of Man Joining Women’s Gym Deemed Hateful Content

The video of a man who was “devastated” for not being allowed to join a women’s gym is being wiped from the Internet, as...

Increasing Vaccine Injury Is Causing More People to be Reflexxive

First there was NFL player Damar Hamlin suffering a cardiac arrest on national television; a week later Canadian reporter Jessica Robb had a mysterious...

TV Reporter Jessica Robb’s On Air Medical Emergency Revealed

Jessica Robb is the latest in a growing trend of people suffering a vaccine-induced ‘medical emergency’ on live TV. The CTV Edmonton journalist joins...

Damar Hamlin’s Heart Attack Could’ve Been Avoided

Dr. Peter McCullough and other medical experts are pleading with health organizations around the globe to take the experimental COVID-19 vaccine side effects seriously,...

Rita Hayworth and Toby Gelman’s Unvaccinated Redemption

I’m more busted up than Rita Hayworth hanging on the wall of a dirty prison cell over the way me and my unvaccinated pals...