Fighting The Culture Bores

Howard Stern the Latest Left “Celebrity” to be Fired!

Howard Stern’s $500M SiriusXM deal may collapse as insiders say his ‘woke’ politics hurt his value. ‘The tide is turning—audiences want entertainment, not activism,’ a media exec reveals.

Black DEI Hires Called “Lazy,” “Slow,” and “Dumb”

After George Floyd’s death, Jamal Washington went from dollar store night security guard to million dollar fintech CEO—now he’s turning corporate America upside down. “This ain’t equity,” he tells GWU! “It’s a heist.”

Did All-Female ‘Astronaut’ Celebs Really Go to Space?

GWU exposes Blue Origin's "all-female spaceflight" as a Bezos-backed Hollywood hoax—flatter than Earth, faker than Katy Perry’s acting, with green-screen "astronauts" cashing checks, and filling DEI quotas.

Patriot Faces Prison for Standing Up for Hero Sir John A. Macdonald

Canadian patriot Daniel Tate faces jail for defying ‘woke’ tyranny—scrawling ‘Free John’ on boxed-up Sir John A. Macdonald statue! ‘They’re erasing history!’ #FreeJohn explodes online!

Divisive New Disney Snow White Remake Separates American Families

Woke Snow White reboot putting red families to sleep while stirring up blue families.

TikTok’s 15-Minute Trend Reclaims Airline Travel Freedom

In a world of endless airport rules some young women are flipping the script by embracing the “15-minute rule,” arriving just before their flight. “It’s about freedom, not waiting,” defying critics, TSA, and Homeland Security alike. “I’m no sheep!”

Are Babies being forced to reveal ‘sexual orientation’ and gender to state authorities?

Parents are being told to pick their new born babies gender and pronouns at New Jersey hospitals under bizarre new state law.

Oprah and Whoopi’s Oscar Ego-Off Chews the Scenery

Was Oprah and Whoopi’s “tense” moment while honoring Quincy Jones less about celebrating a legend and more about celebrating themselves? I’m Clammy J. Byner,...

Doctor Who Battles Cancellation as Villainous ‘Agenda’ Alienates Fans 

Doctor Who faces cancellation as woke storylines alienate fans, causing ratings to plummet. Critics blame gender politics, preachy tone, and poor leadership for the show’s decline. 

Crummy Rainbow Bakery Fails As Wokeness Goes Stale

In a queer turn of events, Rainbow Delights Bakery, a once-thriving local Boston business known for its vibrant cakes and pastries, has announced its...

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