Opinion

Tumbler Ridge Trans Teen Murdered by Mean Media

Reader worries about the trans victim in the Tumbler Ridge shooting. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

10 signs that your son Timmy goes to a Somali daycare

GWU! schools parents who think their child might just be in a Somali daycare.

A Day In My life as a Somali Scamster

Rice and bananas are being served up in this insane but oddly appealing first person narrative of a Somali Learing Center owner.

TrumpRx: A Blatant sell-out or genius 5D chess move?

US President Donald Trump writes prescription to make America Vax Again at warp speed.

Marc Maron Is Actually Pretty Funny… After All the TDS Drivel: Says Boomer

During a trip to Vermont, Toby P. Gelman finds himself at a Marc Maron comedy show, only to find they have more in common than they think.

Boomer Neil Young’s Tin Foil Tirade Is Out of Tune, Says Boomer

Fresh from his suspension on Blue Sky, Toby P. Gelman is ripping Neil Young a new one. Move back to Canada, you crazy Boomer!

Deport Trump! Demands American girlfriend of Honduran criminal sent packing

Reader worries after Trump deports her criminal boyfriend back to Honduras. Will she ever find love again? Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Jihad Drift: From Boston to Mannheim

Fresh from his suspension on X, Toby P. Gelman is ripping the woke left mayor of Boston a new one. Will he still get a walk-on in Fast & Furious: Jihad Drift, though? 

My Wife Is in Love with a Right-Wing Chatbot!!

Reader worries after Chad, a quirky AI bot, turned his wife into a Trump supporter, spouting “alternative facts,” MAGA memes, and defending Elon Musk. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Facebook’s Fact-Checking SNAFU Is Sending My Wife Down a Rabbit Hole

Reader worries his wife has fallen down the dark web Facebook rabbit hole after Mark Zuckerberg replaced the fact checkers with illegal Mexican migrants.
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