GWU! schools parents who think their child might just be in a Somali daycare.

Rice and bananas are being served up in this insane but oddly appealing first person narrative of a Somali Learing Center owner.

From Bondi Beach to Charlie Kirk to Taylor Swift, GWU! has all the 2026 conspiracy theory spoiler alerts to prep you to be the smartest man in the 2026 room!!!

US President Donald Trump writes prescription to make America Vax Again at warp speed.

Pop Princess Katy Perry is in for a world of sexual and emotional disappointment with her new lover, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, according to a celebrity sex expert!!!

Charlie Kirk's devoted followers can rejoice. The 'truth-telling prophet' is alive, enjoying his secluded resort 'afterlife' off Venezuela, reportedly relaxing with other extracted celebrities like JonBenét Ramsey.

The evil gender inversion of political transwives is all part of a larger plan to pervert humanity while enriching the global elite and bankrupting morality as outlined by GWU! gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.

Posing as the son of a Nigerian Prince, it wasn’t hard for me to infiltrate the crypto community, says Johnny Jock, who went deep undercover into the dark and ruthless world of crypto shit coins.

MAGA Catholics breathing smoke as Chicago-born Pope embraces globalism, open borders & leftist agendas—betraying Trump’s America First doctrine. Everyday faithful vow to defend tradition against Vatican’s woke revolt.

GWU exposes Blue Origin's "all-female spaceflight" as a Bezos-backed Hollywood hoax—flatter than Earth, faker than Katy Perry’s acting, with green-screen "astronauts" cashing checks, and filling DEI quotas.