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Air Canada Survivor: “Chief Woodhouse’s Antics Put Our Lives in Danger!!!”

Tomahawk-sized Indigenous air rage: Chief Woodhouse’s antics put our lives in danger!!!

Summa Cum Gaza My Ass: Says Boomer

Toby gets even after local community college cancels graduation in support of Gaza!

Woke Pioneer Museum Transitions from Ancestral Deadname: ‘Pioneer’

Canada's Black Creek Pioneer Village drops ‘pioneer’ from name to boost Indigenous, Black, and BLT++ voices. 

Israeli a Happy Meal for Foreign War(s) Eating America’s Lunch

Could MacDonalds bring peace to the Middle East, one happy meal at a time?

Can you spot a Link: Leftist Ideology, No Kids?

LINKS are the new DINKS. A modern breed of Yuppie couples who identify as Leftist Ideology, No Kids.

How to Spot a Dual Income No Kids Couple: A GWU! DINK Guide

Clout chasing young couples on social media have rebooted the 1980s trend of being a DINK: Dual Income, No Kids.

Head Librarian Shushed out of Circulation by Woke Mob

Librarian discarded by woke mob for daring to stand up for freedom to read.

Is the Palace Cloning Around with Princess Kate Video?

“This is not the Princess of Wales. The person in this video is the same clone who trolled Windsor Farms.” 

Where in the World Is Princess Kate Middleton?

Where in the world is Princess Kate: 13 of the weirdest conspiracy theories about Kate Middleton's disappearance!

Trump Trolls the Oscars and Wins Bigly!

No Oscar hosting sequel for Jimmy Kimmel after Oppenheimer joke bomb dud dropped on Trump!!!

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