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Joe Biden’s Hollyweird Post Presidency Plans 

Find out what development deals Biden is rumored to be negotiating in order to continue his criminal grifting and propagandizing as the new king of all media with our speculating gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.  

DEI Books Taken Out of Washington Free Libraries

John Carter, a local small business owner and Trump faithful, was shocked to discover multiple copies of books promoting Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives in the Little Free Libraries near his Ballard, WA, home.

Ex-President Biden Cashes-in with Hollywood Agent

Biden joins Hollywood’s CAA to cash in post-presidency amid scrutiny over family’s shady foreign deals and Ivy League paydays. #Biden #CAA #Hollywood #Scandal #BigMoney

The Great Egg Heist: Who Hatched The Plot to Destroy America?

In the wake of the Great Egg Heist, America is left wondering: who’s behind the scramble? With egg prices soaring and thefts on the rise, conspiracy theories are cracking open a new layer of chaos. Are liberals stealing eggs to tank the economy and blame Trump?

GWU! Guide to Late Night TV Comedy Snooze Fest

Tune in to the juiciest late-night TV scandals with GWU! From Jimmy Fallon’s cringe monologues to Stephen Colbert’s predictable satire. Dive into the drama of late-night hosts and their Trump obsessions!

Big Balls Goes Balls Deep on Deep State

Elon Musk’s ‘Doge Boys’ are shaking up the federal government! Led by teen prodigy ‘Big Balls,’ this squad of disruptors is taking on bureaucracy, leaking truths, and rewriting the rules.

Super Bowl Showdown Explodes Into Full-blown Rap War!

Kendrick Lamar’s explosive Super Bowl halftime show dissed Drake, performing “Not Like Us.” Drake clapped back with Instagram flexes and a lawsuit against Universal Music Group. The rap war heats up as celebrities and brands take sides

Costco and Trader Joe’s customers crack up over egg shortage

As the avian flu devastates the poultry industry, egg shortages spark a cultural war. Left-wing liberals embrace tofu scrambles, while conservatives call it "un-American." With Costco and Trader Joe’s imposing egg limits, the debate over plant-based vs. traditional eggs cracks open.

White Dudes for Trump are Always Welcome at my Mexican Cantina!

A vulgar and racist online campaign by insane liberal women insisting Trump supporters are not welcome at Mexican and other ethnic restaurants, including Taco Bell, is going viral.

Whitney Cummings Drops Truth Bomb on Times Square  

The hilarious and beautiful Whitney Cummings gave CNN viewers, and hosts Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, a roast to remember during the cable news channel’s live New Year’s Eve broadcast, writes Toby P. Gelman.

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